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THE NO B.S.
💔 Relationship Audit
A personalized blueprint to stop the spiral and get your relationship unstuck.
👉 Your relationship isn’t broken. But it sure as hell isn’t working the way it could.
Forget months of therapy guesswork or random tips from books, podcasts, and YouTube. The Relationship Audit is custom-built just for you — a step-by-step blueprint based on your answers, your struggles, and your goals. Written by licensed therapists (gone coaching) who cut the fluff and dig straight to what moves the needle.
WHO THIS IS FOR
This isn’t therapy. It’s personalized coaching with teeth.
Perfect if:
→ One of you isn’t ready for therapy, but you both want answers.
→ You’re not in crisis, but you can feel the cracks forming.
→ You’ve Googled, scrolled, and podcast-binged a million tips that didn’t apply to YOUR situation.
→ You want a private-pay, custom plan that feels like it was written for you (because it is).
→ You’re ready to fix patterns, not waste more time.
How It Works (1–2–3–4)
1️⃣ You both fill out a private intake form (~20 mins each). Covers communication, intimacy, trust, roles, and vision.
2️⃣ We analyze your answers as professionals who’ve been in the trenches. Not generic “try date night” fluff — real insight into YOUR blind spots, strengths, and patterns.
3️⃣ We deliver your personalized Relationship Audit Report. You’ll see your Scorecard, Top 3 Stress Points, Top 3 Strengths, and a 90-day action plan designed only for your relationship.
4️⃣ You apply the strategies immediately. Scripts + step-by-step recommendations custom-tailored to what YOU need, not what “most couples” supposedly do.
⏱️ Delivery: 5 business days (or less). Fast-Track Upgrade: 48 business hours (+$97).
What You Get
✅ Relationship Scorecard (Big 5 Areas) — Communication, Intimacy, Trust, Roles, Vision — YOUR scores, not generic averages ($297 Value)
✅ Top 3 Stress Points + Top 3 Strengths — specific to YOUR dynamic ($197 Value)
✅ Personalized 90-Day Action Plan — 3–5 exact moves chosen for YOUR relationship, not copy/paste tips ($497 Value)
✅ Done-for-You Scripts & Strategies — real words for YOUR situations ($297 Value)
✅ Relationship Blueprint PDF (6–8 pages, branded, easy to follow, custom-built for YOU) ($197 Value)
Bonus Freebies
🎁 BONUS #1: Conflict Quick Fix Guide — “say this, not that” lines to stop YOUR fights before they spiral ($197 Value)
🎁 BONUS #2: Intimacy Reset Checklist — reconnect practices that fit YOUR rhythm, not generic routines ($147 Value)
🎁 BONUS #3: Relationship Vision Map — prompts to create YOUR shared future together ($297 Value)
Get your⚡ Fast-Track Upgrade: 48 business hour delivery +$97
Why This Works (vs Therapy or DIY)
→ Therapy is like a drip-feed. The Audit is personalized clarity in one shot.
→ Podcasts/books/YouTube = one-size-fits-all. The Audit = tailored to YOU.
→ The Audit = custom deep dive into your exact blind spots.
→ This is coaching, not coddling. No insurance, no labels, no fluff. Just results.
Pricing 💸
The Relationship Audit
Total Value = $1,929+
🔥 Today’s Price: $197
Upgrade Your Audit!
+Add a 90-min Live Strategy Session with your Audit for +$297
(One avoided breakup = priceless. One saved fight = worth way more than $297.)
🔥 Today’s Price: $494
There are no refunds for The No B.S. Relationship Audit
(unless you apply for the 30-Day, Money Back Guarantee)
Because of the instant access and done-for-you nature of this online program, there are no refunds available under any circumstances. Make sure to make an informed decision about joining, as you are responsible for completing your payment/s.
‼️ If you choose to enroll with an installment plan, you are 100% responsible for completing all of your payments. The installment option is offered as a courtesy. See the Terms and Conditions at checkout.
💥This is NOT a membership that can be canceled.
Risk-Free Guarantee
🛡️ 100% Money-Back Guarantee
If, within 7 days of receiving your Audit, you don’t feel like you walked away with a personalized, clear, and usable roadmap, we’ll refund every penny.
Why Us (The No BS Factor)
We’re 2 women who don’t do therapy-speak or “Top 10 Tips from Google.”
We’re business-minded, go-getters, and strategists who cut through the BS.
We don’t hand you a podcast recap. We give you the lightbulb moments that are about YOU and move the needle in YOUR relationship.
Real-ass therapists who show up like the sidekick you wish you had sooner.
